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Posted on4/20/05 3:56 PM

On average, I get between 10 and 60 spam emails to my school email address... so today, for no reason, I decided to scroll all the way to the bottom to see what kind of garbage was down there. Apparently, it's quotes and thoughts of the day, followed of course by giberish. Here are some of today's...

Thoughts of the day:
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation? If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
Quotes of the day:
- "This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone
- "When you are down and out, something always turns up - usually the noses of your friends." - Orson Welles
- "Anybody who sees and paints a sky green and pastures blue ought to be sterilized." - Adolf Hitler
- "I am an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes his raincoat." - Harold Wilson
- "The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon
- "I'm not against half-naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be..." Benny Hill
- "The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive." - Kenneth Williams
"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy". - Helen Hayes (at 73)
- "TV has brought murder back into the home where it belongs." - Alfred Hitchcock
- "TV is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms." - Alan Coren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." -- Plato
"Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value." -- Albert Einstein
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." --Mark Twain


1998 Yota 4runner. Bone stock. Soon to have 2 12's, maybe lifted on 33's this summer?

1996 S10. Full air bag suspension (f,b,s,s,p)
1/2" line, 1/4" parker valves. Slam Specialties bags. 3 linked. 10" of lift up front, 14" in the rear.
Flamed interior. Shaved gate, welded in rollpan w/no license plate box. Handles painted to match.
Street scene mirrors, billet grill, brushed bowtie, smooth front bumper...Sold.

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