Well maybe that guy hates old Suburbans and thinks lifted 2wd's on 33's are gay as fuck, but you don't see him talking shit on your ride do you? No, you don't. Next time I think you should sacrifice trying to make the joke to not be such an asshole.
Oh, and one other thing, there's no Constitution on the internet.
Bagged 2002 GMC Sierra Indigo Blue Ext. Cab 5.3